Endive's Dirty Secret/Transcript

Ms. Endive: One mustn't be too stingy, when it come with skin protection.

Mung Daal: Hey Endive! It so hot today, come one! can we go swimming in your pool.

Chowder: WHOA, THAT WAS Close!

Mung Daal: You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds --

Schnitzel: [Gasps] R-Radda!!

Mung Daal : Schnitzel, what are you talking about?

Schnitzel: Rad-da!

Mung Daal: What? What do want me to look at? [Gasps] Ew! It's Endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she, what is she doing?!

Chowder: Mung, what -- what -- who -- who -- why -- when, where, how, espadrille! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!

Mung Daal: Oh, if only I had a camera!

Schnitzel: Radda, radda.

Mung Daal: Thanks, Schnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go. [Camera shutter clicking]

Ms. Endive: [gasps] No! [Growling]

Mung Daal: Hey, guys, I wonder what Endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?

Both: Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.

Mung Daal: What -- take more pictures? Schnitzel, this zoom lens is great!

Ms. Endive: [Growling] MUNG! [Breathing heavily]

Mung Daal: [Chuckles nervously]

Ms. Endive: Give me that camera!

Mung Daal: We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.

Ms. Endive: Never! Give me that camera!

Mung Daal: Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.

Ms. Endive: You wouldn't dare.

Mung Daal: Try me.

Ms. Endive: No, forget it! I-I-I'm calling your bluff!

Mung Daal: [Sighs] I didn't want to have to do it this way, Endive -- really didn't. Everyone to the farmers' market!!

Ms. Endive: [Gasps] no! no! no! No! no! no! no! no! no! [Gasps] my reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! no! no! No! No! no! No! Wha?

Mung Daal: Blah, blah, Endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!

Gazpacho: Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [Gags] [vomits] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [Vomits violently] That Ms. Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!

Ms. Endive: [Breathing heavily]

Mung Daal: Well, hello, Endive.

Ms. Endive: How could you show that!? Give it to me!

Mung Daal: Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you -- I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.

Ms. Endive: I will never allow "grubby cretins" like you to frolic in my pool! Never!

Mung Daal: Well, you leave me no choice. Endive pictures! Embarrassing Endive pictures! Get your Endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!

Ms. Endive: Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But in ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!