Meaches are an extremely dangerous species of fruit. They are ruled by the Queen Meach, and are quite dangerous and extremely territorial. As such, making them into dishes is almost impossible- not only for their aggressive behaviour, but also due to their bitter flavour.


The Queen Meach, however, is very sweet and can be made into a delicious Minch Meach Pie.. If you can manage to take her away from her colony, and manage to survive the Meach chase. And after making the Mince Meach Pie, the maker will get attacked by the Meaches that chased the maker back, for probably 25 years (said by Mung Daal)


  • Meaches are based on Peaches.
  • Meaches are smarter than they look, and don't fall for any tricks.
  • They can, however, be mollified by honest politeness.