This for That, This for This is the song in "Chowder Loses His Hat" (sung by Chowder, Chestnut and citizens of Marzipan City), made to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from the opera The Pirates of Penzance.
Lyrics[]
Citizen: If you want my tea set, you must trade me for a red yoyo.
Other Citizen: And for my yoyo, I want snow boots, Which I'll trade for some duct tape, Which I'll trade for tweezers, And I'll trade you for a rubber glove! For some lip balm, New golf club, A baseball bat made with some love.
Other Citizen: I want a flashy writing pen, And trousers for some attitude, Is asking for a magic pickle, meaning I am being shrewd,
Other Citizen: I'd trade a magic pickle cause my head is sunburned down, I really need a hat!
Citizens: This for that and that for this, and these for those and those for these, and that and that and these for that, and this and this and these for those, a yoyo for a tea set, and spring water for a date with Ancho, last not least, a hydrofoil for Chestnut, who's about to boil.
Citizens: This for that, and that for this, and these for those, and those for these...
Chowder: Done Again! Hey!
Chestnut: Mine!
Citizens: And that and that, and these for that, and this and this, and these for those...
Chowder: Rats!
Citizens: This for that, and that for this, and these for those, and those for these...
Chowder: Rats!
Citizens: And that for that, and these for that, and this for this, and these for those...
Chowder: Rats!
Citizens: And that for that...
Chowder: Rats!
Citizens: And this for that...
Chowder: Rats!
Citizens: And this for this...
Chowder: Rats!
Citizens: And this for this....